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Rule #1 of Corporate America: Your heart is stone. Leave your feelings at the door, put on your armor and get ready to climb that mothaflippin’ ladder. 


What I have learned from reading the comments section of the Elite Daily dating articles:

  • If you’re a female and you reject men that approach you at a bar, you’re a bitch. 
  • If you’re a female and give your number to men that approach you at a bar and do not respond as a means of letting them down easy, you’re an immature, self-entitled little princess. 
  • If you’re a female and you give your number to men that approach you at a bar and schedule to meet up with them, you’re an easy slut. 

You can’t win. Thank you for participating though. 


When I hear women in other states claim that they want to move to San Francisco due to the large portion of “eligible” bachelors, I just want to scream in their face TO STAY THE FUCK WHERE YOU ARE. A good percentage of SF Bay Area men are not into your vagina. In fact, they’re not into vaginas whatsoever, and the rest don’t have balls. Ok? So, please, for the love of everything holy don’t come here. It’s overpopulated, rent is expensive, and we can barely find enough room to breathe. Kindly stay in New York or wherever the heck you’re from. Thank. 



lacigreen:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

finndicate:

vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

this is the actual best thing

I was just in Amsterdam 3 weeks ago, and I instantly fell in love with the city with plans to move there in 3 years, and this, this is just the frosting on top. Ik mis je, Amsterdam. We’ll unite soon. 

lacigreen:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

finndicate:

vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;image

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

this is the actual best thing

I was just in Amsterdam 3 weeks ago, and I instantly fell in love with the city with plans to move there in 3 years, and this, this is just the frosting on top. Ik mis je, Amsterdam. We’ll unite soon. 



I don’t believe in feelings, so I’ve stopped having 89% of them. So far, it’s been working out perfectly fine. 



brigwife:

frodothedodo:

brigwife:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

WHY DID SOMEONE FLATTEN THIS TAMPON

I feel I should try and defend my half of the species by saying we NEVER get taught this stuff, and women won’t tell us anything because it’s too personal or whatever. So while admittedly a lot of these guys are dumb as fuck, it’s not really our fault…

We assume you don’t really want to hear about it…

Google is your friend. I never got taught how to change my car oil either, but I you-tubed it and now I have learned how to change my own damn car oil, so how about we all stop using ignorance as an excuse and get shit done instead? Deal? Deal. 


elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 


“A tragedy, when a mature mind and a romantic heart are in the same body.”

(via krissybelle)




18mr:

Fast food workers struggling for a wage of $15 an hour and the right to unionize participated in a nonviolent civil disobedience action last week. 

This is Emily Nguyen (ponytail) and Kalia Vang (visor). Emily is 20 years-old and a sophomore at Sacramento City College. She’s worked in fast food for a year and a half and makes California minimum wage ($9 an hour). She says, “I’m just working to breathe, to stay alive. I’m not really living life. We won’t stop till we meet our destination, till our wages go up.”

 Watch the emotional video of their arrest here, and be sure to support them on Facebook here!

-JS

It is every American citizen’s constitutional right to peacefully protest and it should never warrant an unnecessary arrest as they were not disturbing the peace. So much for freedom. This fucking hell hole is far from a free country. People are dying. wage gap is increasing, and extremist right-wing a-holes are getting their way every. Single. Fucking. Day. Tell me more about the land of the free, and home of the brave. Please. Tell me more. This isn’t what the founding fathers fought for, and every fucking politician knows damn well that people are suffering, but as long as their pockets are full and their appetite is satisfied, why would they lift a damn finger? So, please, tell me more about the land of the free and home of the brave. Tell me more. 



lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

These boys though. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

These boys though. 





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